New York’s currently: a la luz de la aurora
ExxonMobil announces first-quarter earnings, is on track to break last year’s record profits.
Iran “does not give a damn” about today’s U.N. nuclear deadline.
Want to be a plagiarist? Enter the TMN “Sloppy Seconds With Opal Mehta” contest, starting today!
Aspiring authors, take note: There is no such thing as a photographic memory.
Murder by numbers in NYC—random killings are rare, though summers are bad.
The evidence speaks for itself: Superman is a dick.
Saudi Arabia takes one step forward by allowing women to work in mixed-sex lingerie stores, one step back by kicking out the men; the UAE is having issues too.
Oh say can you see—a la luz de la aurora? New take on the national anthem is set for Spanish-radio airwaves today.
Video of the Week: Ze Frank’s “The Show.”
Now you have to steal people’s brains instead of their passwords.
David Bowie is very disappointed in you—and he’s not the only one.


