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Melancholy Whores’ Memories of Gabriel García Márquez

All the magical realism in the world won’t make you good in bed, or so recall the Nobel Prize winner’s escorts, as recounted by TYLER STODDARD SMITH.

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The Higher Line

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Twitter and the Void

What kind of sound does a single tweet make? ELIZABETH KIEM considers the reasons she left Twitter, and what it would take to bring other lapsed Tweeters back online.
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Star Black

The poet and artist explains what her students never realize, and why Ashbery should be read joyfully.

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Scarface

A Depression-era father searches for the scary, scarred man who murdered his young daughter.

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