The Morning News

Saturday, May 10, 2008

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Today’s Feature: “Girl Lessons” by Jessica Francis Kane
Digest: “Video Digest” by Meave Gallagher

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TODAY’S FEATURE

Girl Lessons

Mothers and daughters don’t always have the easiest relationships, especially when the daughters try to recycle the mothers with the trash. A story of aspirations, generations, and pop-culture quizzes by JESSICA FRANCIS KANE.

ON DOOG CUF ECAF

Tricks of the Trade

Matthew Baldwin reflects on the quirks and customs of various professions, from butchers to mapmakers.

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DIGEST

Video Digest

May 9 | The best of April’s viral videos, culled by Meave Gallagher: Erykah Badu’s advice for yo…

» Mp3 Digest, May 7
» Book Digest, May 5