We’ve worked with Sam before. Back in 2003, we published his “Stupid Dreams.” Sam’s m.o. is to transform one of his followers’ suggested titles into something witty, playful, and beguiling. Beginning next Monday, and continuing for the next two months, he’s going to publish a comic story here each week on TMN based on your suggestions.

To kick off, leave a title in the comments section below that Sam can use for his opening panel, and we'll go from there. Thanks.