Letters From the Editor

Overheard Email

Yesterday a friend of The Morning News received this random, unsolicited email:
Hello.

I am interested in purchasing a urinal. Any for sale? Any ideas?

Thanks
Armando
Well, Armando, I would suggest the American Standard Washbrook Junior Back Spud both for its engineering integrity and its architectural sublimity.

You are very welcome.
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Andrew Womack is a founding editor of The Morning News. He is always working on the next installment of the Albums of the Year series at TMN. More by Andrew Womack

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