Our proofing team at Horizon Companies has noticed an error in our ways: in a previous note about the movies Shrek and Gone in 60 Seconds, we incorrectly attributed the line ‘I’m not gonna mess around with someone who plays with dog shit!’ to Shrek, whereas it is actually spoken by the character ‘Punk’ in ‘Gone in 60 Seconds.’

We’d like to thank our fact-checkers for finding this error and remind our reading audience that while we are not always perfect, we always take ourselves very seriously. Also, there is a line in Shrek that says ‘She likes pi – a coladas and getting caught in the rain!’ and if you play this backwards, it not only proves that Paul is dead, but also that he is gay.

Smoke that, Flinders.