The Morning News

Friday, May 9, 2008

Currently: bowing down before stalls of spring produce
Today’s Feature: “Girl Lessons” by Jessica Francis Kane
Digest: “Video Digest” by Meave Gallagher
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Better Than Two in the Bush

We invited our readers to invent an idiom or proverb, and promised to emblazon it across a piece of merchandise that might ensure the phrase’s everlasting fame. The winning entry, “If a bird can’t fly, it walks,” was sent to us (and later illustrated) by the exceptionally talented Kevin Cornell, and is available now on a sticker suitable for display on the tail of your crapped-out Corolla, on the wall of your cube at your hopeless job, or above your workbench at home, where the real work is done.

If a Bird Can't Fly, It Walks

“If a Bird Can’t Fly, It Walks” Bumper Sticker
$2 USD

This vinyl sticker measures 8.5" x 2.5". To purchase, select a quantity and shipping destination below, and press “Buy Now.”

1 Sticker +  Shipping to USA/Canada (1-3 days) = $3 USD
Shipping to the Rest of the World (4-7 days) = $5 USD
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TODAY’S FEATURE

Girl Lessons

Mothers and daughters don’t always have the easiest relationships, especially when the daughters try to recycle the mothers with the trash. A story of aspirations, generations, and pop-culture quizzes by JESSICA FRANCIS KANE.

ON DOOG CUF ECAF

Tricks of the Trade

Matthew Baldwin reflects on the quirks and customs of various professions, from butchers to mapmakers.

NEWSLETTER

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DIGEST

Video Digest

May 9 | The best of April’s viral videos, culled by Meave Gallagher: Erykah Badu’s advice for yo…

» Mp3 Digest, May 7
» Book Digest, May 5