Better Than Two in the Bush
We invited our readers to invent an idiom or proverb, and promised to emblazon it across a piece of merchandise that might ensure the phrase’s everlasting fame.
The winning entry, If a bird can’t fly, it walks, was sent to us (and later illustrated) by the exceptionally talented
Kevin Cornell, and is available now on a sticker suitable for display on the tail of your crapped-out Corolla, on the wall of your cube at your hopeless job, or above your workbench at home, where the real work is done.
TODAY’S FEATURE
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, Englishman
JONATHAN BELL defends his nation against a cursing student of Anglo-Saxons.
out-mothered
Non-Expert Jessica Francis Kane leads her followers into the battle of the playground.
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DIGEST
Recently unmasked producer Burial joins his old schoolmate Four Tet on a cryptically released 12-inch. The result is two post-rock peregrinations sure to set your perceptions on edge.