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Saturday, February 11, 2012

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John,

The way you describe the scene downtown, I’m almost hoping for Mayor Daley to order a reprise police beat down on your brother and that angry Obama mob. If there’s any damage at all to my favorite popcorn stores, I’m holding him responsible.

Do we dare turn our attention to the Minnesota Senate race, where they may be on the verge of electing the first satirist to Congress since Bill Frist?

(Frist was joking, right?)

—Kevin

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John Warner and Kevin Guilfoile are the authors and illustrators of the no. 1 bestselling My First Presidentiary: A Scrapbook by George W. Bush. Warner is the editor emeritus of McSweeney’s, the author of So You Want to Be President?, and the proprietor of Tow Books. Guilfoile's first novel was the thriller Cast of Shadows. His second novel, The Thousand, will be published next year by Alfred A. Knopf. You can read past installments of the Guilfoile-Warner Papers here.

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