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Rosecrans & Josh

Rosecrans Baldwin edits The Morning News. Joshua Allen lives in Fireland, USA.

Jeremy Bitz Can’t Get a Break

In the second installment of our Jeremy Bitz: Unlucky Man series, JOSHUA ALLEN and ROSECRANS BALDWIN detail a list of extremely unfortunate events in the life of one man. (Stories | January 28, 2003)

Jeremy Bitz Has an Afternoon of Gross Misfortune

Some people are born lucky, others attract misfortune. Unfortunately for Jeremy Bitz, he’s the prince of the latter camp. JOSHUA ALLEN and ROSECRANS BALDWIN report on how a few hours can ruin a young man’s day. (Stories | January 16, 2003)

Brenda Stahler Gets Married

Falling in love is no joking matter; falling in love with your best friend’s girl is ass-whuppin’ time. ROSECRANS BALDWIN and JOSHUA ALLEN recall the woman that came between them. (Stories | July 18, 2002)


TODAY’S FEATURE

Are Your Cats Really Adorable or Just Regular Adorable?

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. According to CHOIRE SICHA, this year’s census has 50 questions you may not see coming.

OUR MAN IN BOSTON

Heads You Lose

Two beheadings and a smart doctor lie at the heart of Frank Tallis's Vienna Secrets.

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