Rosecrans Baldwin

TMN Co-Editor in Chief Rosecrans Baldwin lives in Paris, France. He co-founded The Morning News with Andrew Womack in 1999 and has been waking up at 6 a.m. ever since. His personal web site is useless. Someday his ashes will be tossed off Mount Desert Island. His stories have appeared in The New York Times, New York, The Nation, NPR’s All Things Considered, and elsewhere. He does not have a beard.

Things We’re Denying Ourselves

A recession looms at the door—before it arrives, we have an opportunity to improve our minds, bodies, and wallets. Though we may soon be denying ourselves more than pleasures, this is what we’re omitting right now. (Of Recent Note | April 30, 2008)

The Last Great Thing You Downloaded

From movies to music to graphic novels and Spanish lessons, here are some of our recent digital world discoveries, as downloaded by our writers and readers. (Of Recent Note | March 21, 2008)

Paris, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down

Locals agree: The city of clouds is a bust. Between family illness, Fashion Week, and homeless people throwing picnics, ROSECRANS BALDWIN continues his series of letters from France. (Letters From Paris | March 19, 2008)

Movies for What Ails You

It’s winter, and chances are you’re sick or you’re about to be. Even though you may feel like you’d rather curl up and die, we recommend curling up with a good movie instead—and THE WRITERS’ answer to most ailments is Jimmy Stewart. (Of Recent Note | February 22, 2008)

The 2008 Tournament of Books

We interrupt our normal publishing schedule to bring you news of the following sponsored event: now in its fourth installation, THE 2008 TOURNAMENT OF BOOKS is coming soon, and we’ve got the nominee list to prove it. (The Rooster | February 21, 2008)

Exercise Gear

How many fitness-inspired New Year’s resolutions does it take to beat down the average individual? How many recommended items of exercise paraphernalia from THE WRITERS does it take to rebuild one’s spirit? The answer is: never enough. (Of Recent Note | January 24, 2008)

Bonne Année

If a package enters Purgatory, will it still be delivered? ROSECRANS BALDWIN recounts the holiday season from France, with notes on the postal system, sexy elves, and Christmas trees hung with giant stilettos. (Letters From Paris | January 10, 2008)

Hangover Cures

Robert Benchley once quipped, “The only cure for a real hangover is death.” Though ultimately true, right now there are holiday parties to attend. THE WRITERS offer solutions for the morning after. (Of Recent Note | December 13, 2007)

Online Merchants

‘Tis the season of Amazon and Zappos, but what about those web merchants with more rare offerings, or services you didn’t know were available online? THE WRITERS offer a few of their current favorites. (Of Recent Note | November 27, 2007)

Nonfiction Books

You’ve stocked up on bookmarks, ordered the bookplates, and now you’re ready to fill the shelves. Next time you’re shopping, pass over the fiction and pick up something with an index. THE WRITERS offer a selection. (Of Recent Note | October 23, 2007)

Le Coq Sportif

The third letter in ROSECRANS BALDWIN’s series from France, in which Parisian attitudes toward the sporting life turn up in politics, philosophy, and what fashionable joggers choose to wear for “le running.” (Letters From Paris | October 17, 2007)

One Day on the Internet

In a world that revolves around email addresses and instant messages, much human interaction comes in bits and bytes. THE STAFF spends a day keeping track of their keystrokes around the globe. (Profiles | September 26, 2007)

Bottled Drinks

With Labor Day gaining fast, summer is almost over. Rather than mourn its demise with a sack of hooch, we should toast our memories with a bottle of something special. THE WRITERS have some suggestions. (Of Recent Note | August 28, 2007)

Language Arts

A second letter in the batch from ROSECRANS BALDWIN about moving to France, where he discovers, much to his co-workers’ amusement, how to make faux pas in another tongue. (Letters From Paris | July 25, 2007)

The City of Clouds

The first letter in a series from TMN co-editor-in-chief ROSECRANS BALDWIN after moving with his wife to the French capital, where colds are defeated by eating the local pollen and stoves are repaired with cream. (Letters From Paris | June 15, 2007)

2007 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence

We read and see a lot of web sites, and though most are terrible, some are extraordinary. Presenting the 2007 edition of TMN’s annual Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence. (Awards | May 24, 2007)

11 Ways to Ace or Simply Enjoy Exams

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, ROSECRANS BALDWIN addresses America’s cramming students with a Non-Expert’s dozen of study tips. (The Non-Expert | April 27, 2007)

Tightie Whities

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a college student celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by embracing less-clichèd stereotypes of white guys. (The Non-Expert | March 16, 2007)

Announcing TMN’s 2007 Tournament of Books

Ladies and gentlemen, book nerds and illiterates, here are this year’s candidates for the Rooster Award in the 2007 Tournament of Books, sponsored by Powells.com—and we need your help in setting up the brackets. A message from KEVIN GUILFOILE. (The Rooster | February 20, 2007)

The Non-Expert’s Contest for Total Idioms

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN gets sick of our colloquial phrases and thus a contest is born: Invent a bon mot for everlasting fame. (Contest | February 2, 2007)

Gym Nasty

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN explains how you can leave the weight room behind—it’s time to take your workout to the streets. (The Non-Expert | January 12, 2007)

What’s Your Resolution?

The confetti’s been tossed, the funny hats are crumpled in the corner, and at least three of us had a little too much champagne. At the start of a new year, THE WRITERS offer an answer to the question everybody’s asking. (Spoofs & Satire | January 2, 2007)

This Is Not a Eulogy

This is an appreciation. Our friend, writer, editor, and teacher LESLIE HARPOLD recently died. A memorial for a woman who was difficult to describe—and who couldn’t stand sentimental bullshit. (Profiles | December 18, 2006)

Our Favorite Gifts

The most meaningful gifts are so personal they cannot simply be plucked from the shelves of a store—but sometimes we need a little help. Turning holiday inspiration into shopping salvation, THE WRITERS recall their fondest gift memories. (Guides | December 15, 2006)

Is Your Darfur Fake?

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a reader decipher this month’s Vogue, and offers ideas to Anna Wintour for January’s cover. (The Non-Expert | December 1, 2006)

Potluck Supper

The best Thanksgivings are the ones where all the guests bring their own specialties to the table. Eight CONTRIBUTING WRITERS serve up their best, potluck-style. With illustrations by ANNA FEATHERLY. (Personal Essays | November 22, 2006)

The Vanishing Date

Halloween: time for stories of headless horsemen, escaped psychos with hooks for hands, and ghosts other than the white-sheet variety. But the same stories year after year can get a little dull. THE WRITERS retell a scary tale. (Spoofs & Satire | October 31, 2006)

At-Home Halloween Costumes

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE EDITORS help a young woman work through a desperate situation: What to wear this year on Halloween? (The Non-Expert | October 20, 2006)

Amuse Bouche

To butter or not to butter: That is the question, and gluttons with high cholesterol should know the correct answer. But when friends organize a gastronomic tour of Paris, who is ROSECRANS BALDWIN to say no? (Personal Essays | October 19, 2006)

Highly Effective Habits of Revenge

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a reader with strategies to get a co-worker fired. (The Non-Expert | October 6, 2006)

What About Blackberry?

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE EDITORS test whether therapy is conductable over portable email devices. (The Non-Expert | September 1, 2006)

Detectives and Dire Baldness

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN digs into the mailbag and finds tales of philandering and absent follicles. (The Non-Expert | August 11, 2006)

The Maine Attraction

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a reader unravel his vacation anxieties with a guide to going rural. (The Non-Expert | July 21, 2006)

Letters to a Young Putin

The world was shocked when President Putin kissed a boy on the stomach because he resembled a kitten, but according to Putin’s letters to Russian schoolchildren, we shouldn’t be too surprised. ROSECRANS BALDWIN writes. (Spoofs & Satire | July 7, 2006)

Joe’s Lament

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN attempts to help a non-believer in the heartland by rewriting the Book of Job. (The Non-Expert | June 23, 2006)

One Day in New York City

June 1 dawned humid and hot. The forecast: A high of 84 degrees and possible late-day thunderstorms west of town. But forecasts—for the temperature or for a busy day of work and play—aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. A day in the life of THE WRITERS. (New York, New York | June 14, 2006)

Revised Merit Badges

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN supplies a former Girl Scout with some new badges designed for today’s perplexing world. (The Non-Expert | June 9, 2006)

2006 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence

Web Geeks Unite! was the original slogan when The Morning News launched in 1999, and though our mission has changed, the spirit is undiminished. Presenting TMN’s 2006 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence. (Awards | May 25, 2006)

Fantasy Islands

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN taps his vast travel knowledge to help a bride-to-be select the best Caribbean island for her honeymoon. (The Non-Expert | May 19, 2006)

Sloppy Seconds With Opal Mehta

After dozens of entries and hundreds of footnotes—and the demise of the publishing industry—we’re pleased to publish the winner of our plagiarism contest, BONNIE FURLONG, and her story, “The Parlourmaid’s Tale, or, MS in a Dustbin.” (Contest | May 18, 2006)

The Adventure of the Stuttering John

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week a Romeo’s troubles are too difficult for ROSECRANS BALDWIN’s small brain, but luckily some famous detectives agree to take on the case. (The Non-Expert | May 5, 2006)

A Word of Advice

‘Tis the season of graduation ceremonies, when many will be told it’s the first day of the rest of their lives. THE WRITERS disagree, and offer the ultimate commencement speech. (Spoofs & Satire | May 4, 2006)

April 2006

It’s the last Wednesday of the month, so it’s time for another page of what THE WRITERS have been watching, reading, eating, hearing, quaffing, and loving oh so much. (Of Recent Note | April 26, 2006)

Wedding Toasts & Tips on Revenge

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN overturns the mailbag and tries to help several readers with pressing concerns. (The Non-Expert | March 31, 2006)

For March 2006

A new month of what THE WRITERS have been watching, reading, eating, drinking, hearing, and enjoying. (Of Recent Note | March 29, 2006)

The Seven Veils of Self-Importance

The bets are in, the brackets are filled out, and the judges have sharpened their knives. Welcome to the 2006 Tournament of Books, sponsored by Powells.com. (The Rooster | March 20, 2006)

For February 2006

What THE WRITERS have been enjoying, watching, reading, hearing, eating, viewing, and digesting for the past 28 days. (Of Recent Note | February 28, 2006)

Be Not Afraid

Between rescuing Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreck and dodging bullets during an interview, German director Werner Herzog seems to lead a dramatic life. According to his private diaries, says ROSECRANS BALDWIN, we shouldn’t be surprised. (Spoofs & Satire | February 10, 2006)

New Fathers, Round III

Are you ruining your child’s chances at future employment by blogging about his poop? By becoming a father yourself, do you finally understand your own dad? Our staff fathers tackle once more the challenges of contemporary paternity. (Roundtables | January 9, 2006)

Weak in Review

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a reader who’s already having a hard time sticking to his New Year’s resolution. (The Non-Expert | January 6, 2006)

Auld Lang Syne

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything—though some problems are so big, so perennial, that even the Non-Expert can’t tackle them alone. Edited by Intern BETH MILTON, six writers offer ways to avoid being kissless on New Year’s Eve. (The Non-Expert | December 23, 2005)

What Your Christmas Tree Says About You

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN addresses the great American class divider: Are your tree lights white or colored, or even (gasp) blinking? (The Non-Expert | December 9, 2005)

Holiday Travel Hell

It’s a toss-up for what’s worse about Thanksgiving: visiting the family homestead, or simply getting there. Travel stories by THE WRITERS, collected by intern Nicole Pasulka. (Personal Essays | November 22, 2005)

How to Apologize to Your Girlfriend

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a young man who skipped his anniversary learn how to say he’s sorry. (The Non-Expert | November 4, 2005)

Helpful Guides for Book Clubs

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week a young woman wants to encourage her book club to read the classics, and ROSECRANS BALDWIN offers some topics to spark discussion. (The Non-Expert | October 7, 2005)

How to Fall Asleep

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week a reader has a hard time falling asleep on Sunday nights, and what do you know—ROSECRANS BALDWIN does too! Tips on how to nod off, or, how to stay awake and lower your self-esteem. (The Non-Expert | September 16, 2005)

Our Faded Summers

It may be something in the sunscreen, but funny things happen during summer—dehydration, Lyme disease, brief romantic flings. Collected writings of love lost and won (but mostly lost), presented by TMN Summer Intern HEATHER RASLEY. (Personal Essays | August 17, 2005)

You Can’t Handle the Truth

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week: A hysterical reader can’t continue with her life until she knows the truth, and ROSECRANS BALDWIN tries to help by putting Tom Cruise in the White House, and Katie Holmes at Oberlin. (The Non-Expert | August 5, 2005)

Culinary Pet Peeves

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week: A reader’s struggle with most recipes’ underestimated preparation times sets off ROSECRANS BALDWIN’s kitchen-related rage, including death threats against Ruth Reichl. (The Non-Expert | July 22, 2005)

The Non-Expert: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN picks up where Paul Simon left off and offers a multitude of ways—45, actually—to leave your lover in the dust. (How To | May 27, 2005)

2005 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence

Web Geeks Unite! was our original slogan when we launched this site in 1999, and while the tagline has changed, the spirit is undiminished. Editors ANDREW WOMACK and ROSECRANS BALDWIN share their picks for this year’s Editors’ Awards. (Opinions | May 19, 2005)

Of Recent Note: For Spring 2005

THE WRITERS spring on you the stuff they’re into right now—including what they’re reading, hearing, watching, finding, eating, using, installing, applying, and, yes, even scratching this season. (Opinions | March 22, 2005)

The Non-Expert: The Difference Between Men and Women

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN addresses a reader’s question about the difference between her and her boyfriend’s libidos with a one-act play about dinner. (How To | March 18, 2005)

The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books: Final Round!

Humiliating upsets, stunning defeats, the ever-surprising longevity of Tom Wolfe—it has all come down to this: the last match of The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books, sponsored by Powells.com. (Opinions | February 28, 2005)

Announcing The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books

Place your bets! Thumb your books! It’s time for literature to quit its prissy posturing and get pummeled! Introducing The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books, sponsored by Powells.com. (Opinions | February 7, 2005)

The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books

Too often are literary awards arbitrary, dull, or meaningless. Too rarely are they determined by an NCAA-style Battle Royale of bloodthirsty competition. It’s time for a change. ROSECRANS BALDWIN and KEVIN GUILFOILE announce The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books—complete with downloadable brackets poster!—sponsored by Powells.com. (Opinions | January 20, 2005)

The Non-Expert: When in Manhattan…

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, ROSECRANS BALDWIN uses a thousand links to address the most frequently sent letter in the Non-Expert’s mailbag: I’m coming to New York City, please help! (How To | January 14, 2005)

The Non-Expert: The Family-Update Christmas Letter

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, in preparation for the holidays and gossiping relatives, ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a woman with her prose for bragging about her family’s achievements. (How To | December 17, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Anchorless

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, as we witness the retirement of Brokaw and Rather, ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a rudderless reader pick a new broadcast journalist to trust for his news. (How To | December 3, 2004)

Roundtable: New Fathers, Round II

Twelve months ago a number of TMN contributors were becoming first-time dads—now it’s time to check in and see how they’re doing. Matthew Baldwin, Frederic Bonn, Kevin Fanning, and KEVIN GUILFOILE get into the poop from a year of highs, lows, and Diaper Genies. (How To | November 22, 2004)

The Non-Expert: The Two-Week Guide to Thanksgiving

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, to help a young woman prepare her Thanksgiving, ROSECRANS BALDWIN assembles a day-by-day plan for cooking turkey for nine people and managing sibling relations, plus all the fixings. (How To | November 12, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, in the spirit of the holiday, ROSECRANS BALDWIN puts together a few last-minute costumes for adults who plan to combine liquor with their masks and candy. (How To | October 29, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Married Sex

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a woman whose husband has lost interest in intimacy, with ways to fool her man into bonking. (How To | October 15, 2004)

Of Recent Note: For Fall 2004

Books, movies, shows, albums, artists, clothing, writing instruments, online “services,” ways to cook, things to eat, and more things to digest. What’s that? It’s what THE WRITERS have been very into lately, and think you might be too. Here are their Fall recommendations. (Opinions | October 13, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Electors and Chickens

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN explains exactly how the electoral college works, with a small fable for example, and offers a roast chicken recipe for a guy who’s all thumbs in the kitchen. (How To | October 1, 2004)

The Non-Expert: How to Hide a Dead Body

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week former ambulance driver and TMN co-publisher ROSECRANS BALDWIN describes the right way to stash a stiff when the cops are on your tail. (How To | September 17, 2004)

Talking With Alex Ross

Classical music was said to be dead in the 14th century, so why are we still holding it hostage? ROSECRANS BALDWIN talks to New Yorker music critic Alex Ross about the state of the art, which composers might appeal to different segments of rock fans, and exactly what he listens to at dinner. (Personalities | September 7, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Accents

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN tells us aboot how something as simple as a fake accent, old bean, can get you out of any old jam, ain’t that right? (How To | September 3, 2004)

The Morning News Guide to the Republican National Convention

With New York overrun by delegates and helicopters, dragon-burning anarchists and the president’s twin daughters, THE EDITORS present a mid-week survival guide for Republicans confused by the city that never sleeps or says thank you. (New York, New York | August 31, 2004)

Roundtable: Mp3 Bloggers

There exists in the internet a galaxy of passionate music fans sharing their favorite songs, for free, with as many people as can find them. THE EDITORS talk to six of our favorite mp3 bloggers to find out what makes them tick, what problems they face, and what, exactly, the record companies should do next. (Opinions | August 10, 2004)

The Non-Expert: New England Patriot

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. In light of this week’s John Kerry Convention, ROSECRANS BALDWIN helps a man who suspects his two-year-old son is a Democrat, or something much much worse. (How To | July 30, 2004)

If on a summer’s vacation…

Now past the halfway-mark for summer, we’ve all either taken our summer vacations or we’re still planning where to go. For those of us who fall into the latter camp, beware your choices. THE WRITERS remember ways summer vacations have gone so horribly wrong. (Stories | July 28, 2004)

New York Diary: Dean Kowalski

Not everyone knows New York City houses the world’s largest gothic cathedral, nor that it may never be completed. ROSECRANS BALDWIN talks to St. John the Divine’s Dean James Kowalski while parrots flutter around their heads. (New York, New York | July 8, 2004)

Martha Nussbaum

Philosopher Martha Nussbaum on who she reads for solace, the civic attitudes of undergraduates, taking a red pen to Heidegger, and exactly which texts she’d put on the president’s nightstand. (People | May 27, 2004)

2004 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence

The web is an awfully tangled place, but there are jewels in the strands. Presenting The Morning News 2004 Editors’ Awards for Online Excellence, where advanced technology, top-notch prose, and pictures of cats are equally admired. (Opinions | May 18, 2004)

New York Diary: iPodding the Met

With portable MP3 players containing thousands of songs, it’s now possible to have your day around town scored by multiple composers, Mancini, Rota, or Alison Krauss. ROSECRANS BALDWIN heads to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and lets chance handle the mix. (New York, New York | April 29, 2004)

Ari Weinzweig

Food writer and Zingerman’s co-founder Ari Weinzweig talks about foraging for cheddars in Vermont, how to make a great corned-beef sandwich, and what it takes to create a fine business. (People | April 8, 2004)

New York Diary: Artistic License

Gotham is home to some of the greatest performing arts in the world, and keeps them in check by also housing the worst. ROSECRANS BALDWIN takes in a contemporary dance piece, a symphony, and an opera – with an eye on his watch and a dream of everlasting intermission. (New York, New York | April 6, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Pet Names

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE EDITORS help couples understand how cute lover-names can become butt-quaking insults. (How To | March 5, 2004)

Mr. Tom-Tom Goes to India

There are publicity agents for every type of person and product—atheletes, actors, ketchups—so why not organs? ROSECRANS BALDWIN wishes a very speedy recovery to Neil Simon. (Stories | March 4, 2004)

The Non-Expert: Sexual Firsts

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week the importance of sexual swashbuckling is called into question, and ROSECRANS BALDWIN looks back on a history of bad practices. (How To | February 6, 2004)

Ana Marie Cox

Writer and editor Ana Marie Cox on her new life covering D.C. gossip, the steam-punk culture of National Geographic, and who she’d pick for a steamy weekend in the country: Leon Wieseltier or the first daughters. (People | January 29, 2004)

Ben Katchor

Picture-story writer Ben Katchor on the process of writing a surreal libretto, working from the couch, supervising ballerinas, and how to get lost in New York. (People | January 8, 2004)

Rules for the Holidays

Surviving relatives, co-workers, and lovers drugged by cheer is easier when there are guidelines for action. THE EDITORS share some tips to help keep your step-dad’s paws off your Christmas sweater. (Stories | December 17, 2003)

Peter Hertzmann

The serially obssessive Peter Hertzmann behind ‘à la carte’ discusses learning French just to read ancient cookbooks, doing his stages across the Atlantic, and a few other signs of an extremely focused mind. (People | December 11, 2003)

The Auctioneer Retires

Real estate agents may cash in their posts for a gold watch when they retire, but what’s given to the auctioneer when young blood threatens his position? A gold Matisse? ROSECRANS BALDWIN looks at the last man of a dying breed. (Stories | December 9, 2003)

Boris Fishman

Wild East editor Boris Fishman on the current state of literature in Eastern Europe, traits of the Russian soul, and the literary cash-currency in hookers, guns, and drugs. (People | November 20, 2003)

New York Diary: My Kind of Town

A city with more than two-dozen neighborhoods and nearly every one of the world’s ethnic groups can be a bit difficult to navigate. Correspondent ROSECRANS BALDWIN picks a single direction—north—and walks the entire length of Manhattan. (New York, New York | November 13, 2003)

New York Diary: The Good Life

The rich have at their whim a thousand ways to relax, some methods involving rocks and a combination of diapers and pounding. A surprise gift certificate in hand, ROSECRANS BALDWIN initiates himself in the rites of a day spa. (New York, New York | November 6, 2003)

The Man Who Was Hook

Nothing says Halloween like a gutted teenager, or some other urban legend told around the candy bag. But hasn’t everyone already heard the ending? THE WRITERS band together for a dozen new ways to finish your story. (Stories | October 31, 2003)

New York Do’s and Don’ts

With budget crises, unemployment, and wild animals on the loose, New York can be a difficult place to navigate. Luckily, THE EDITORS have some tips on how to make contemporary Gotham life more bearable. (New York, New York | October 7, 2003)

Yes I Did, Now I Do

There are many good reasons to get married (booze, Dennis Rodman, true love) but as a recovery method for the victims of severe trauma? ROSECRANS BALDWIN reports from the Neuropsychiatric Institute at U.C.L.A. Medical Center. (Stories | September 29, 2003)

Steven A. Shaw

James Beard Award winner and online food presence Steven Shaw describes his worst moments in the kitchen, and where to eat America’s best pasta in New York City. (People | September 2, 2003)

Recipes for a Blackout

The Blackout of 2003 will certainly cost the country loads of money, but the condiment industry couldn’t be happier. ROSECRANS BALDWIN and MELISSA COTTON WOMACK report on what to do with all those eggs when the lights go out. (New York, New York | August 18, 2003)

Looking Good, Living Well

When even Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter suspects the world’s royal families are in-bred, action must be taken to protect the pure. ROSECRANS BALDWIN reports from Gstaad. (Stories | August 14, 2003)

Sexed Up

Were claims about Iraq’s weapons arsenal ‘sexed up’ by the British government? Were there any hot WMD-on-WMD shower scenes? ROSECRANS BALDWIN gets the scoop straight from the top. (Stories | July 8, 2003)

New York Diary: Eating with Harley Spiller

SARS be damned: ROSECRANS BALDWIN searches for the perfect dumpling in New York’s Chinatown, guided through eight restaurants in two hours by the man known as Inspector Collector. (Personalities | May 14, 2003)

Amanda Hesser, Mr. Latte, and Me

A new cookbook arrives in the mail, and with great surprise, ROSECRANS BALDWIN discovers that its author, Amanda Hesser, has included a cryptic footnote just for him. (Opinions | April 23, 2003)

Men’s Fashion: Spring

Hail spring! May flowers are just around the corner, bringing new occasions to look dashing. THE EDITORS dole out their advice, on lightweight suits (nice), scuba gear (when underwater), and seersucker (not yet). (Opinions | April 9, 2003)

New York Inventions

Life in Gotham becomes so insular occasionally, we wonder why scientists aren’t working on special inventions to make our lives easier. Luckily, the TMN engineers are on the case; THE EDITORS explore their findings. (New York, New York | April 1, 2003)

The Non-Expert: Miscellaneous Concerns

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN empties out the mailbag and replies to a batch of questions, answering concerns about shoes, war, and impersonal lubricants. (How To | March 21, 2003)

The Non-Expert: Picking Up

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN addresses the most important issue he’s ever faced: What is the perfect pick-up line? And he has an answer. (How To | February 28, 2003)

Gabe Kean

Designer and Born Magazine director Gabe Kean discusses abused fonts, Mark Twain, and exactly why people in the Northwest drive slow in the left lane. (People | February 5, 2003)

Jeremy Bitz Can’t Get a Break

In the second installment of our Jeremy Bitz: Unlucky Man series, JOSHUA ALLEN and ROSECRANS BALDWIN detail a list of extremely unfortunate events in the life of one man. (Stories | January 28, 2003)

The Non-Expert: Freaking Cold

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE EDITORS gives you some tips on how to beat the $#@*ing cold weather. Get ready to greet some heat. (How To | January 24, 2003)

Robert Birnbaum

Writer, photographer, and acclaimed interviewer Robert Birnbaum talks about his favorite books, chats with Richard Russo, and the deep affections between Charlie Rose and Cartier-Bresson. (People | January 23, 2003)

Jeremy Bitz Has an Afternoon of Gross Misfortune

Some people are born lucky, others attract misfortune. Unfortunately for Jeremy Bitz, he’s the prince of the latter camp. JOSHUA ALLEN and ROSECRANS BALDWIN report on how a few hours can ruin a young man’s day. (Stories | January 16, 2003)

The Non-Expert: Accessories for Men

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN tries to help a young man addicted to fashion accessories, applying equal doses consolation and thumpings. (How To | January 10, 2003)

The Non-Expert: Santa Claus

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE WRITERS determine once and for all the existence of Santa Claus. (How To | December 20, 2002)

Barry Lewis

Historian from the acclaimed Walk Around New York series and New York-expert, Barry Lewis tells us about the city he loves, the people who make it work, and peace. (People | December 19, 2002)

Roundtable: Academia

What happens when you put five academics together and talk about the future of higher learning, the intricacies of tenure, and whether or not American high-schoolers are really learning anything? THE EDITORS strap on their mortarboards and find out. (Personalities | December 9, 2002)

26 Days to a Better New Year

The New Year is approaching, causing nation-wide anxiety: You need a date, a party, and a resolution, plus you still have to finish your holiday shopping. ROSECRANS BALDWIN has a 26-day guide to ensure your New Year’s Eve goes well. (Stories | December 5, 2002)

Holiday Gift Guide

Thanksgiving’s over, Chanukah’s in full swing, and Christmas is right around the corner. THE EDITORS throw in their recommendations for what to get that special someone, i.e., yourself. (Opinions | December 2, 2002)

The Non-Expert: Up With Golf

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN tries to explain exactly what is up with golf, having only played once. (How To | November 15, 2002)

Scary Stories

In celebration of Halloween, we’ve asked all the Contributing Writers to share a scary story. Here then, seven ways to get freaked out. (Stories | October 31, 2002)

New York Diary: Chez Daniel

In which the author and his fiancée are given $400 to eat at New York’s best French restaurant, and find themselves blown away, hubris intact. By Rosecrans Baldwin. (Opinions | October 15, 2002)

The Non-Expert: Blind Dates & Classmates

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN explains the rules for blind dates, and names the woman behind the classmates.com banner ads. (How To | October 10, 2002)

Gillian Zoe Segal

The photographer and author of New York Characters on farts, the infamous Dr. Zizmor, and losing her husband to the kindness of strangers. (People | October 10, 2002)

Rosencrantz & Joshua

In a contemporary re-telling (not really) of Romeo & Juliet by email, ROSECRANS BALDWIN and JOSHUA ALLEN find their love with gratuitous profanity. Note: Contains very bad language. (Stories | October 9, 2002)

Andy Borowitz

Writer, funny man, contrarian Andrew Borowitz on three ways to kill a joke, the environment in Kandor, and poor Jim Dixon, hero for all. (People | September 27, 2002)

New York Diary: Barnes & Noblin’

After a month of free magazines and dirty bathrooms, ROSECRANS BALDWIN gives up on the Union Square Barnes & Noble and goes home for a nap on his floor. (New York, New York | September 24, 2002)

The Art of Writing Beautiful Poetry

In 1999, Rosecrans Baldwin sent his grandson an essay, ‘The Art of Writing Beautiful Poetry,’ that promised to answer the immortal question, why do people write poetry? Three years later, the essay answers anything but. (Personalities | September 9, 2002)

Monkee Wives

Record companies build bands on trends, hoping their musicians will rise to the top of the newest! hottest! sound. Not every band, though, can have an exclamation mark. THE EDITORS inspect the rejects. (Stories | August 15, 2002)

Chris Lee

Singer-songwriter Chris Lee on New York City’s best-kept secrets, Bill Hicks, and strip clubs with good salads. (People | August 8, 2002)

Andrew Sullivan

Writer and firebrand Andrew Sullivan on acting Shakespeare, his reverence for Margaret Thatcher, and the difference between essay-writing and blogging. (People | July 25, 2002)

Brenda Stahler Gets Married

Falling in love is no joking matter; falling in love with your best friend’s girl is ass-whuppin’ time. ROSECRANS BALDWIN and JOSHUA ALLEN recall the woman that came between them. (Stories | July 18, 2002)

Accounting for Taste: Exo, Say Hello to the Master Siege Control

Four TMN writers get their paws on something and give their reviews. This time it’s an album from Chicago band Exo, selected by Kevin Guilfoile. (Opinions | July 16, 2002)

Kevin Walsh

New York City researcher and enthusiast Kevin Walsh, the man behind the mysteries of forgotten-ny.com, gives tips on all things Gotham. (People | July 11, 2002)

Hotel Bars in the City

New Yorkers treat drinking like exercise: done frequently, in the company of friends, and one’s life becomes better. But where to go when you’re tired of the neighborhood dive? THE EDITORS seek out the best of the best: old hotels in Manhattan. (New York, New York | June 21, 2002)

Michael Malone

Author Michael Malone – of Foolscap and Justin & Cuddy fame – picks his favorite pork shop, dotes on Carol Burnett, and explains his night-owl writing process. (People | June 20, 2002)

New York Diary: Beaten Up and Stepped On

Wisdom comes from experience, via employment, age, or humiliating trials—or, in this case, none of the above. ROSECRANS BALDWIN rides the trains and learns about a boy. (New York, New York | June 3, 2002)

Read the Fucking Manual

An anthology of new work from seventeen writers with Web sites, including many writers published here and in better places. Available for free as a downloadable PDF—it’s the book to be seen with this season. (Stories | May 27, 2002)

Amanda Hesser

New York Times food reporter and ‘Food Diary’ columnist Amanda Hesser on favorite books, upcoming food trends, and very small sandwiches. (People | May 23, 2002)

Rules of the New Restroom

We’ve all seen the ‘Employees Must Wash Hands’ and ‘No Smoking’ signs in bathrooms. But what about other common sense rules? How are we to know what’s permissable, and what’s just plain wrong? THE EDITORS offer some suggestions. (Opinions | May 23, 2002)

Guide to New York Jargon

You’re probably familiar with ‘Fugget about it,’ ‘Assa matta pa you,’ or the timeless ‘Fuck Off.’ But the Editors felt it was time to update New York’s jargon, and have compiled a list for the contemporary dweller. (New York, New York | May 13, 2002)

Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Writers’ Block Party creator and author Amy Krouse Rosenthal answers the ten questions, explaining how she found some joy in a sock. (People | May 9, 2002)

Behind the Scenes: The Skakel Trial

On October 30, 1975, Martha Moxley, from Greenwich, Connecticut, was killed. Kennedy cousin Michael Skakel, now 42, is standing trial for her murder. October 30th, we should note, is also known as ‘Mischief Night.’ Investigative reporter ROSECRANS BALDWIN reports from inside the chambers. (Stories | May 9, 2002)

Men’s Fashion: Part 4, Conclusion

THE EDITORS conclude the Men’s Fashion series with a few tips of advice to how to wear a tie, hold an umbrella, and arrange your wallet to win when your lover goes a-spyin’. (Opinions | May 6, 2002)

Men’s Fashion: Part 3, Pants

They decorate your legs. They accentuate your form. They define your character. And the correct choice between wearing them or not can keep you out of jail. THE EDITORS present part three of their men’s fashion advice: pants. (Opinions | April 29, 2002)

Men’s Fashion: Part 2, Dress Shirts

Our second installment of men’s fashion advice, and our favorite topic: dress shirts. They can match any outfit, be worn in planes and malls alike, dress Miles Davis and Bill Gates in the same colors, and still say different things. THE EDITORS explain how. (Opinions | April 22, 2002)

Observations: Bleecker St. Park

New York is exceptionally warm right now, especially for Spring. Weekends are spent napping outside, reading on the stoop, or watching people sweat. ROSECRANS BALDWIN reports from a park on Bleecker while the West Village busies itself with relaxing. (New York, New York | April 18, 2002)

Men’s Fashion: Part 1, Suits

It’s the one thing every man should own: a suit. THE EDITORS salute the suit’s ability to withstand expiration, bask in its enduring appeal, and offer advice on what to look for when you’re off to buy your own. If only we could be there to say, “Suits you, sir!” (Opinions | April 15, 2002)

Observations: We’re All Winning

Strange people roam the subways of New York. They spit, howl, and peck at your shoulders. But not all of them are bad: ROSECRANS BALDWIN reports on a boy he found singing in a tunnel. (New York, New York | April 9, 2002)

Elisabeth Esselink

Elisabeth, also known in the music world as Solex, explains her loves, what makes her laugh, and an affection for free drinks. (People | February 15, 2002)

The Morning News Guide to Urban Etiquette: New York City

You’d be surprised at what you’ll see people do in New York. Or maybe you wouldn’t. But maybe you should. THE EDITORS offer a guide to everyone who lives in New York, whether there for an hour or for a lifetime. (New York, New York | February 8, 2002)

Jemma Gura

Web designer Jemma Gura jams the five questions, appreciates awkward ideas, and mentions books we’ve never heard of. (People | January 18, 2002)

Rebecca Gates

Musician Rebecca Gates cites Curtis Mayfield as a hero, SCTV as a laugh-fest, and old craft magazines as inspiration. (People | December 20, 2001)

Adrienne Brodeur

Zoetrope All-story founder and editor Adrienne Brodeur answers the five questions, with a little help from her friends. (People | December 12, 2001)

Roundtable: Writing on the Web

We have an obvious stake in the state of writing on the Web: it’s what we do, what we’re interested in, and something we care about. So when we began asking ourselves, ‘What is writing like on the Web, today?’ we decided that rather than answer the question ourselves, it would be a lot more fun to kidnap a bunch of people we like and respect, lock them in a garage with a few folding chairs, and make them answer our questions. THE EDITORS listen. (Personalities | December 5, 2001)

Mena G. Trott

Five questions for Movable Type creator and Web designer Mena G. Trott. (People | November 30, 2001)

New York Diary: Notes from 10th Street

10th Street crosses Manhattan at its waist, from the Hudson to the East River, through the West, Central, and Eastern Villages, to the outskirts of Alphabet City. A walk from one side of Manhattan to the other is about two miles long, an hour of travel, and ROSECRANS BALDWIN takes these walks frequently. (New York, New York | November 15, 2001)

John Darnielle

Musician and critic John Darnielle answers the five questions from the Midwest where he sings real loud and plays some guitar. (People | November 3, 2001)

Ryan Schreiber

Pitchfork editor and founder Ryan Schreiber submits to the five questions, admitting he listens to music all day long. (People | October 30, 2001)

George Saunders

Writer George Saunders on Gogol, his current love for Hollywood cinema, and lots and lots of money. (People | October 11, 2001)

Kevin Guilfoile

Writer and political satirist Kevin Guilfoile answers five questions, laughing at the Coen Brothers, Tenacious D, and Pantone 3135 uncoated. (People | October 5, 2001)

Dean Allen

Blogger and book designer Dean Allen on watching people get bopped on the head. (People | September 27, 2001)

Investigating Tragedy

In the wake of the September 11 attacks and the responses they have instigated, we tried to read and learn as much as possible about the events that occurred and what they caused: herein are links to the information we found helpful. From The Editors. (Opinions | September 24, 2001)

Chris Lee, Plays & Sings Torch’d Songs, Charivari Hymns & Oriki Blue-Marche

The production has an overt sense of confidence: some tracks are multi-layered, with relaxed horns, vocal harmonies, extra keyboards or guitar; others are strong and simple, just bass, guitar and Lee’s voice. And God, that voice: often compared to Jeff Buckley, Al Green or Nick Drake, Lee’s singing is masterfully sincere, at once longing and grateful, wistful and pained. ROSECRANS BALDWIN reviews. (Opinions | September 19, 2001)

The Day After The World Trade Center Was Attacked

There is a palpable sadness in Brooklyn today, seen in how people walk, then stop, as if they’ve just forgotten something, how they gather on street corners to talk, in those who cry on the sidewalk and the faces of the old people in my neighborhood who look up when the roar of jet planes starts again. THE EDITORS remember. (New York, New York | September 12, 2001)

Michael Chabon

Writer Michael Chabon answers the five questions, mentioning real estate, Mr. Terrific, and Ashtabula. (People | September 7, 2001)

Neal Pollack

America’s favorite writer Neal Pollack on sandwiches, The Onion, and the world’s inability to ‘top’ him. (People | September 1, 2001)

Margaret (Maggie) Berry

Editor and blogger Maggie Berry answers the five questions with love for Katherine Graham, Dave Eggers, and Nabokov. (People | August 15, 2001)

Emme Stone

The five questions for illustrator and Web designer Emme Stone. (People | August 1, 2001)

The Morning News Guide to New York

Summer is tourist season in New York City and maybe you’re one of them, on a visit to the city, unsure of where to go. Maybe you have recommendations from friends, maybe relatives have ideas for where to go; don’t trust them. Trust us. THE EDITORS share their favorites. (New York, New York | August 1, 2001)

Mike Cina of True Is True

Cina is a designer in the broadest sense. His work spans a wide range of commercial and personal art, including print and Web design, typography, painting, photography, and bookmaking. Also, he is a fisherman. ROSECRANS BALDWIN interviews the man behind True is True. (Personalities | July 18, 2001)

Sam Brown of Exploding Dog

Sam Brown of Exploding Dog makes drawings from your titles. A simple formula for an author/reader exchange, and Sam has made some very funny, heartwearming drawings that touch us with their simplicity. ROSECRANS BALDWIN talks to the Dog. (Personalities | July 3, 2001)

Flip Flop Flyin

It’s been two years since Flip Flop Flyin started, and the Web hasn’t been the same ever since. Craig, the man behind the tiny man, joined ROSECRANS BALDWIN for a short conversation and helped him understand the beauty of small things. Note: Craig does not have a ‘Beatles’ haircut. He is very serious about this. (Personalities | April 5, 2001)

Pachinko6

Pachinko6 gained a certain notoriety among Web design circles for publishing daily e-mail ‘viruses.’ It was hard to find him, but he finally responded. ROSECRANS BALDWIN dished with him. (Personalities | March 1, 2001)

Andy Crewdson of Lines & Splines

ROSECRANS BALDWIN interviews Andy Crewdson of Lines & Splines. We especially like that he is an ‘average indie kid.’ (Personalities | December 17, 2000)

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