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Sunday, July 20, 2008

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Today’s Feature: “A Survivor’s Journal” by Matthew Baldwin
Digest: “Mp3 Digest” by Mike Smith
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Ralph Gamelli

Ralph Gamelli has been published in Monkeybicycle, The Big Jewel, The Wittenburg Door, and Raging Face. This is the part where he’s supposed to put down some little joke, but as always he refuses to bow to societal expectations.

A World Without Me

Assume all human life within an apartment suddenly and inexplicably vanishes, said human life consisting entirely of RALPH GAMELLI. What happens next? (Spoofs & Satire | March 26, 2008)

Three Simple Ways to Abandon Your Family

When enough is enough, when federal investigators are on your trail, or you’ve decided to marry that cocktail waitress after all—it’s time to leave. RALPH GAMELLI has a guide for deadbeats. (Spoofs & Satire | November 16, 2007)

We’re Looking Out for You

With slo-mo commercials warning against fender benders, does your insurance company truly have your well-being in mind? RALPH GAMELLI introduces us to a firm that has you in good hands; that is, if they hadn’t just been digging through your trash. (Spoofs & Satire | November 29, 2006)

Golf Is a Highly Mental Game

A guide to the major techniques, strokes, and hazards you will encounter during an average day on the links. First: You should never forget that golf is a highly mental game. RALPH GAMELLI writes. (Spoofs & Satire | August 8, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

A Survivor’s Journal

America weathered Y2K, Viagra junk mails, and Web 2.0. But will it survive the next technological crisis threatening civilization? MATTHEW BALDWIN reports from inside a bunker.

National Deficit

Grand Old Partying

Mackenzie Dawson’s liberal mind crashes a pre-convention soirée.

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DIGEST

Mp3 Digest

July 9 | Beck, Bodies of Water, Paavoharju, the Flemish do Abba, Micah P. Hinson…

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