While H1N1 dominates the headlines, other equally worrisome conditions get lost in the panic. RALPH GAMELLI has tips to survive spontaneous human combustion. (Spoofs & Satire | September 25, 2009)
When you fold your arms or cross your legs, you unconsciously send a message that reveals your true thoughts. RALPH GAMELLI shows us how to read his physical cues. (Spoofs & Satire | June 16, 2009)
From zombies to aliens to zombie-aliens, RALPH GAMELLI recalls the times that, with civilization at its very brink, against all odds—you know the drill. (Spoofs & Satire | January 15, 2009)
Assume all human life within an apartment suddenly and inexplicably vanishes, said human life consisting entirely of RALPH GAMELLI. What happens next? (Spoofs & Satire | March 26, 2008)
When enough is enough, when federal investigators are on your trail, or you’ve decided to marry that cocktail waitress after all—it’s time to leave. RALPH GAMELLI has a guide for deadbeats. (Spoofs & Satire | November 16, 2007)
With slo-mo commercials warning against fender benders, does your insurance company truly have your well-being in mind? RALPH GAMELLI introduces us to a firm that has you in good hands; that is, if they hadn’t just been digging through your trash. (Spoofs & Satire | November 29, 2006)
A guide to the major techniques, strokes, and hazards you will encounter during an average day on the links. First: You should never forget that golf is a highly mental game. RALPH GAMELLI writes. (Spoofs & Satire | August 8, 2006)