Americans spend more on health care than anyone in the world, yet the quality of our care doesn’t match up. We need a new system—one we can believe in. MICHAEL FOWLER introduces our new sacred cow. (Spoofs & Satire | May 23, 2007)
Who says non-believers can’t get frisky like the faithful? Secular countries may be suffering declining populations, but MICHAEL FOWLER explains that atheists still have all the fun. (Spoofs & Satire | November 9, 2006)
This weekend, numerous Americans will celebrate independence by detonating explosives near their loved ones. MICHAEL FOWLER declares this is the year his family is raising the white flag of surrender. (Personal Essays | June 30, 2006)
Come summer, a line is drawn between guys who doff their tops and those dressed in jacket, tie, and sneer. MICHAEL FOWLER considers undoing the top button. (Personal Essays | June 8, 2006)
It’s difficult to make friends in the middle of warfare, but the least you can do is try. Join the existentialist as he rapidly descends through his tour of duty. (Spoofs & Satire | July 27, 2005)
The tickets cost too much, the band didn’t play long enough, somebody keeps stealing my seat, and the drunk guy is annoying me and my girlfriend. A letter to whoever is in charge. (Spoofs & Satire | July 8, 2005)