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Jon Methven

Jon Methven is the author of Stalkers Anonymous and Building the Swagger, two novels being fondled, squeezed, and checked for lesions, much like suspicious fruit, by editors worldwide. He lives in Manhattan with his wife and her clothes, and can be reached here.

Christmas Carols, Revised for the Recession

Not only reckless, “dashing through the snow” appears wasteful, certainly not a prudent act in uncertain times. JON METHVEN clarifies what was meant when what was sung was sung. (Spoofs & Satire | December 11, 2008)

Save Bubekhar

The world over, do-gooders are doing it for the greater good. But when carp gods and tight blouses mingle, discord looms. JON METHVEN intercepts a series of dispatches. (Spoofs & Satire | August 7, 2008)

M4W: Surrogate Mother

About us: A childless couple who pines for the pitter-patter of little feet around the house. About you: Fertile, with an athletic build, and maybe a tattoo. JON METHVEN writes a wanted ad. (Spoofs & Satire | June 13, 2008)

Food Network Kicks Its Programming Up a Notch

An adventurous new show proves you can’t boost your ratings without breaking a few eggs. JON METHVEN intercepts an interoffice memo. (Spoofs & Satire | May 15, 2008)


TODAY’S FEATURE

Go Climb a Tree

When all you want is get away from it all, just grab a branch, hoist yourself up, and leave your troubles below. RALPH GAMELLI guides you to a peaceful place.

OUR MAN IN BOSTON

Manguel on Reading

Alberto Manguel writes about his first love.

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