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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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Today’s Feature: “How to Embalm a Body” by Nicole Pasulka
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Jeff Barnosky

Jeff Barnosky lives in Philadelphia and has been published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Pindeldyboz, Exquisite Corpse, and Yankee Pot Roast. He is currently working on a young adult novel named Hold My Life.

Reviews of Books Written by My Ex-Girlfriends

Whether he acted as catalyst or played the well-meaning muse, one thing’s for sure: JEFF BARNOSKY’s writerly exes are a prolific bunch. But are they any good? (Spoofs & Satire | July 17, 2006)

Barnosky and I

You’ve received the credit card statements, the cancelled checks, the postcards from Aruba. But only at the end of a case of identity theft, writes JEFF BARNOSKY, will you discover how much was really taken from you. (Spoofs & Satire | February 27, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

How to Embalm a Body

Those who can’t do, learn. As part of our series in which the clueless apprentice with the experts, NICOLE PASULKA visits a funeral home in New Jersey to learn, hands-on, how to prepare someone for an eternal rest.

Fictitious Heroes

Mock the Vote

Matthew Baldwin sorts through reader-submitted campaign signage.

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Anyone Else but You

The ultimate love song for the socially awkward gets a much hotter reinterpretation by France’s first lady and French Elle’s Sexiest Man of 2007.