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Sunday, November 8, 2009

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Jay Dyckman

Jay Dyckman lives in New York. His work has been published at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Is Chris Dodd White Enough?

The ‘08 Democratic nomination is turning into a hot ticket, and favorites are already being pegged. Concerned voter JAY DYCKMAN wonders if the senator from Connecticut has what it takes to be America’s next great white hope. (Spoofs & Satire | February 21, 2007)

Namibia’s Tourism Minister Sends a Plea to Britney Spears

Just because your career takes an awkward turn doesn’t mean your baby’s birth can’t be a cherished event. Before you cancel your reservation at the Namibian birthing palace, JAY DYCKMAN would like a moment of your time. (Spoofs & Satire | June 26, 2006)

Virginity Pledge 2.0

With more and more kids reneging on their signed virginity vows, it’s time for swift action. JAY DYCKMAN brings us an updated pledge from LifeTime Ministry that explains all you really need to know to keep your ticket to salvation intact. (Spoofs & Satire | May 26, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

Test Post

Rather than shopping or a pottery workshop, blogging shows promise as a fun, “couple-y” activity. THE GOLEM writes the entry that took a thousand years.

OUR MAN IN BOSTON

Question, Questions, Questions?

Padgett Powell's bebop solo of a book is 164 pages of interrogatory--that's right, questions.

INFINITE SUMMER

Dracula

Sponsored by TMN, the online book club reads the vampire novel that sired them all.
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Abhay Khosla

Abhay Khosla is a regular contributor to The Savage Critics, a review of comic books. He’s made a foray into writing comics, and his absurdist,...