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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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Today’s Feature: “Press 1 for Arabic” by Gigi Douban
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Jay Dyckman

Jay Dyckman lives in New York. His work has been published at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Is Chris Dodd White Enough?

The ‘08 Democratic nomination is turning into a hot ticket, and favorites are already being pegged. Concerned voter JAY DYCKMAN wonders if the senator from Connecticut has what it takes to be America’s next great white hope. (Spoofs & Satire | February 21, 2007)

Namibia’s Tourism Minister Sends a Plea to Britney Spears

Just because your career takes an awkward turn doesn’t mean your baby’s birth can’t be a cherished event. Before you cancel your reservation at the Namibian birthing palace, JAY DYCKMAN would like a moment of your time. (Spoofs & Satire | June 26, 2006)

Virginity Pledge 2.0

With more and more kids reneging on their signed virginity vows, it’s time for swift action. JAY DYCKMAN brings us an updated pledge from LifeTime Ministry that explains all you really need to know to keep your ticket to salvation intact. (Spoofs & Satire | May 26, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

Press 1 for Arabic

It’s a cinch to have groceries delivered in Egypt—as long as you know how to place your order. GIGI DOUBAN takes stock of the pitfalls in dual-language dialogues.

Fictitious Heroes

Mock the Vote

Matthew Baldwin sorts through reader-submitted campaign signage.

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George Grosz: Berlin-New York

A collection of over 500 pieces by George Grosz, Berlin Dadaist and New Objectivist, are assembled in a comprehensive monograph by his estate’s director.