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Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Jay Dyckman

Jay Dyckman lives in New York. His work has been published at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Is Chris Dodd White Enough?

The ‘08 Democratic nomination is turning into a hot ticket, and favorites are already being pegged. Concerned voter JAY DYCKMAN wonders if the senator from Connecticut has what it takes to be America’s next great white hope. (Spoofs & Satire | February 21, 2007)

Namibia’s Tourism Minister Sends a Plea to Britney Spears

Just because your career takes an awkward turn doesn’t mean your baby’s birth can’t be a cherished event. Before you cancel your reservation at the Namibian birthing palace, JAY DYCKMAN would like a moment of your time. (Spoofs & Satire | June 26, 2006)

Virginity Pledge 2.0

With more and more kids reneging on their signed virginity vows, it’s time for swift action. JAY DYCKMAN brings us an updated pledge from LifeTime Ministry that explains all you really need to know to keep your ticket to salvation intact. (Spoofs & Satire | May 26, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

The Game of Love

Anyone who says video games shouldn’t appeal to adults, let alone women, has never flirted with General Carth Onassi. MARIE MUTSUKI MOCKETT explores a virtual courtship.

OUR MAN IN BOSTON

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Like the man himself, Gore Vidal's scrapbook of the past half-century is unparalleled.

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RoseLee Goldberg

RoseLee Goldberg is an art historian, curator, and author of Performance Art: From Futurism to the Present. In 2004, she founded PERFORMA, a non-profit arts...