Headlines from April 13, 2011

Britain, France confound NATO, suffer wrist slap while calling on allies to intensify Libyan airstrikes.
"It is not beyond the imagination that 50% of the oil is still floating around out there." A scientist in a submarine studies the Gulf, post-Deepwater Horizon.
The BP spill's toll is apparent on fishermen's lines; no one can predict how far gone the ecosystem may be.
Dispatch from a research vessel off the coast of Chile, where scientists watch nitrogen travel through the ocean.
Museum directors welcome NASA's disbursement of four retired space shuttles with either cheers or jeers.
Mubarak suffers heart attack during questioning on corruption and human rights abuse charges.
Breaking with tradition, many top CIA officials depart the company for the private intelligence sector.
Gen. McChrystal, implicated in Tillman cover-up and presidential bashing, has new job supporting military families.
Mitt Romney's new campaign logo is, more or less, a glob of toothpaste.
Teenage girls and their rooms, in Massachusetts and Beirut.
International sport organization rules on competition by females with high levels of testosterone.
Related: A 2009 New Yorker piece on Caster Semenya, the athlete at the root of the controversy.
Identical cars parked next to each other.
Matt Taibbi tracks how and why the Fed gave wives of two Morgan Stanley bigwigs $220 million.
Men over 50 in North Korea allowed to grow their hair up to 2.75 inches to hide bald spots.
Miliband: There is no military solution to Afghanistan; our leverage is quickly declining.
News from Pa.: Professor treats class to lap dances; Game commission declares open season on porcupines.
Soon to be doomed by the internet: eyeware retailers.
The New Yorker requires mass liking for Franzen's new piece about escaping to Robinson Crusoe's deserted island.
Pink for girls and blue for boys is a recent phenomenon; Ladies Home Journal had it flipped in 1918.
Stella, I can picture you here. Stalkerish email subject lines sent by colleges.
New York Times and Google collaborate to create new type of trivia, "A Google a Day."
Rap song from an American-born commander in Somalia's al Qaeda-linked Shabaab militia.
Jay-Z interviews Gwyneth Paltrow at his webzine; Gwyneth Paltrow interviews Jay-Z at her webzine.
Video: Portrait of the digital camera's inventor, Steven Sasson.
Books in 2080 to be available exclusively as lines of fragrances.
Poem for this evening: W. S. Di Piero's "It's That Time."
Children's book about gay penguins tops list of 2010's banned titles.