Headlines from May 20, 2010

Scientists discover chunk of missing universe 400 million light years away.
Mp3s of the original BBC Radio broadcast of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
New electric cars have the same range--on one charge--as a car from 1908.
Video: A two-year-old who knows his football.
How the iPad's keyboard organization can help overcome writer's block.
I made my own journey to Iraq and found evidence that Saddam had WMD. A digested read of Hitchens's memoir.
Nell Boeschenstein reflects on fleeting jobs and the skills that deserve placement on her résumé.
The résumé of the student who faked his way into Harvard claims he speaks classical Armenian, wrote four books.
Hilariously awful trailers for books like Sounds of Murder and Shoplifting From American Apparel.
In addition, please, kill us already. The Onion covers the social app everyone's covering.
Analysis of North Korea's trigger-finger and what it means if it was (or wasn't) Kim Jong Il's.
Lucid summary of recent Thai political history.
America is carrying out a robot war 7,000 miles away; laws have not kept up with technological progress.
Why Russia has always been the "part of the European jigsaw puzzle that didn't fit."
Pakistan bans Facebook after "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!" (Facebook page here).
Saudi woman attacks religious cop after questioning proves too much for her boyfriend.
JP Morgan "demystifies quant models" by predicting England to win the 2010 World Cup (UBS's picks).
"Mapping the Demographics of American English with Twitter."
Editor-in-chief criticizes some journalists' tweets for impugning Bloomberg's integrity.
Marijuana use often fills users with the self-illusion of creativity. Slate calls foul on Times pot-cuisine trend story.
Study finds smoking and drinking prevent depression, but still lead to early death.
Web-less cartoonist James Sturm asks students to explain their relationship with the Internet in comics.
Drawings of shopping carts.
The Rumpus starts book club where members read advance copies, formerly only available to media outlets.
LeBron's co-author: to avoid "a false sense of invincibility," Akron's god should leave home.
Parallel readings of Dickens's Great Expectations and People.com's Tiger Woods.
Girl Talk's Feed the Animals rendered visually with shoppable samples.