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Obama orders closure of Guantanamo, new ethics rules, revisions to CIA’s torture playbook.
Comparing Obama and Bill Clinton as though it’s a Harvard-Yale football game.
Meet Howard Unruh, America’s first modern mass murderer.
Obama staff, accustomed to Macs, find the White House mired in six-year-old Windows machines.
Op: Are you prepared to join Obama’s asexual Emo-America?
Want to grab Obama/Animal Collective-related traffic on the web? Sure, why not.
Authors and speechwriters respond to Obama’s speech.
Video: How China saw Obama’s inauguration speech, particularly after he mentioned facing down communism.
We also still enjoy watching Aretha tell someone to shut up during her song.
Roger Ebert pays tribute to Steak ‘n Shake.
U.S. chefs place second in global military cook-off: 150 three-course meals in six hours.
Star Trek: The Next Generation actors are available on Twitter.
Nominate your favorite 2009 Rooster contender for Zombie status.
Obama takes the oath again—just to be sure.
It’s now possible to get a fairly exact head count—without a magnifying glass. How to measure the size of a huge crowd.
America is addicted to Canadian, not Middle Eastern oil.
Feeling the pinch, car designers attempt some humility at this year’s Detroit Auto Show.
Photos: Growing stocks of unsold cars.
Voting for the 2009 ToB Zombies is now open. Weigh in today: Polls close Monday!
Video: Ze Frank stars in The Remnants, a post-apocalyptic short.
Related: How I survived the various apocalypses.
Chewbacca threw out the ceremonial first pitch prior to a game between the Boston Red Sox and Toronto Blue Jays. And nine more Star Wars sports crossovers.