New York’s currently: engineering less often than reverse-engineering
Senate Judiciary Committee votes to legalize 11 million illegal immigrants.
Mexican towns emptied of working-age men and women; $20 billion sent home last year.
County testing wastewater to learn how many citizens are doing coke.
How to sell faux Yale over the phone.
Philadelphia Eagle arrested for dancin’, dancin’ in the street.
Only four out of 1.5 million people on espn.com predicted this year’s Final Four.
MLA produces map of 30 languages spoken around the U.S.
Neurologists suggest Judaism, Christianity, and Islam were products of altitude sickness.
Georgia may become first state to require teaching the Bible as a textbook. (Are school reading lists becoming too trendy?)
Bible comes in at number two after To Kill a Mockingbird as librarians’ must-read text.
Rachael Ray’s new magazine taken to task.
Sudden hole in Brooklyn eats SUV.
Second Haitian skull dump discovered—voodoo or political unrest?
Fun with YouTube: Leprechans, ninjas, CNN on fire.
Gentler cybersquatters now form relationships with someday-celebrities.
Pictorial atlas of the world. See also: a field guide to fascists.
