No Yellow Jerseys Here The thighs may be as thick, the spandex just as tight, the stench of grease and melting energy bars just as rank—but the 2005 Cycle Messenger World Championships is a far cry from the Tour de France. A story and photo gallery from the race.

Do Right Man When you find someone who can cut your hair right, get engaged. Otherwise they’ll eventually leave, and you’ll have to find someone new. Someone who, in our author’s case, would love to see you with a high-top fade.

Knee-Jerk Notes on New Fiction To properly find a new book to read takes a great deal of time and energy. Barring that, one might as well resort to scanning the shelves with gut instinct. And that’s exactly what Claire Miccio does with the current crop of fiction.

The Prima Donnas, Drugs, Sex & Discotheques The Austin by way of Sussex (uh, right…) Prima Donnas – Otto Matik, Niki Holiday, and Julius Seizure – took…