New York’s currently: ruled by accountants

 Hundreds of thousands march in cities across the U.S. to support immigration reform.

 Chirac announces repeal of youth employment law.

 Want to purchase a flash drive full of classified material? Visit an Afghan bazaar.

 Iran refuses to follow daylight savings time, exasperates government workers, parents.

 In today’s Tournament of Books it’s Dale Peck versus Ali Smith versus Ian McEwan!

 When part of your religious expression is intolerance, it’s time to sue.

 Psychological survey shows many New Yorkers are frequently distressed.

 White House confirms Bush OK of Iraq prewar intel, adding that he never authorized its release to reporters.

 NATO to send advisers, military personnel to Darfur—the first significant deployment of resources to the area thus far.

 Many would rather not have a doorman; even doormen don’t want doormen.

 High-tech graffiti in New York.

 USB art.

 I’m actually working on a story now that is all product names. There’s not even a verb. George Saunders gets questioned.

 It’s hard not to enlist when you live in Mississippi.

 World Meteorological Organization retires storm names, including Katrina and Rita.

 Video: Legendary Texas attorney Joe Jamail is legendary for a reason.

 The Earth’s circumference is roughly 24,000 miles. That means that ‘N Sync’s digital girlfriend would be, at most, 4,000 miles away. Songs with mistakes in the lyrics.

 Times dumbs down headlines for Google.

 Britain’s Serious Organised Crime Agency steals Thundercats logo.

 Monster rabbit terrorizes garden patches near Newcastle, England.