The World’s Largest Rattlesnake Round Up Only in Texas would rounding up 120 tons of western diamondback rattlesnakes sound fun. Photographer Geoff Badner heads to Sweetwater for the beheadings.

My First Time With Toots and the Maytals When you’re young and in love, it’s not so easy to tell the difference between songs of love and songs of protest. One memory of passion and seriously critical misreadings.

Home, Jeeves, Jonathan Wouldn’t it be nice, when you’re on the verge of a big mistake, to have a personal butler escort you home? Author Jonathan Ames thinks so, in telling Pitchaya Sudbanthad about his new book, what he’s learned recently, and what it’s like to write for TV.

Tight Wine We love high-dollar wine, but we don’t love panhandling for it. And while the savvy know a good bottle can be picked up for under 10 bucks, we are not savvy: We are cheapskates. Here, then, are seven reds, four whites, and a rosé—all cheap, all perfect for Solo-cupping.