New York’s currently: ready to please have Christmas now, over, finally, please

 National Guard triples retention bonuses, asks for $20 billion to replace equipment.

 Britain’s highest court says the government can’t detain suspected foreign terrorists indefinitely without trial.

 African Union adds to its troops in Darfur—a whopping 1,000 strong—that have failed to improve security.

 Saddam swallowed all the pricks of the world, and he still said he was victorious. Graffiti seen in Baghdad.

 CIA has kept prisoners in a secret jail within Defense’s Guantanamo Bay prison.

 To do in NYC this weekend: NYU’s ITP Winter Show.

 EGullet Q&A with El Bulli chef and foodies’ favorite mad scientist Ferran Adria.

 MTA approves fare hikes for New York public transportation. Leading Republicans approve Rumsfeld’s ouster.

 You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a fucking cross? Bill Hicks quotes.

 Fascinating intelligence talk with former NSA director Adm. Bob Inman.

 Video: Hunting for white truffles in Italy.

 Great Leonard Lopate broadcast on media inside Afghanistan as the country struggles to redefine itself.

 David Blunkett has stolen my Christmas. Shamed U.K. minister’s biographer has a blog.

 Panoramic photos from France.

 Be prepared…the customer service number for Amazon is…1-800-201-7575.

 Game: Bounce and flip some holiday penguins.

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