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The Non-Expert’s Contest for Total Idioms

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week ROSECRANS BALDWIN gets sick of our colloquial phrases and thus a contest is born: Invent a bon mot for everlasting fame. (Contest | February 2, 2007)

Sloppy Seconds With Opal Mehta

After dozens of entries and hundreds of footnotes—and the demise of the publishing industry—we’re pleased to publish the winner of our plagiarism contest, BONNIE FURLONG, and her story, “The Parlourmaid’s Tale, or, MS in a Dustbin.” (Contest | May 18, 2006)

Steal This Book, and That Book, and That Book…

Announcing the TMN “Sloppy Seconds With Opal Mehta” Contest, where you, as “writer,” plagiarize as much as you want, for a sort-of original story. Start cribbing now—the entry deadline is in two weeks! (Contest | May 1, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

Are Your Cats Really Adorable or Just Regular Adorable?

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. According to CHOIRE SICHA, this year’s census has 50 questions you may not see coming.

OUR MAN IN BOSTON

The Big Trouble

Michael Lewis's offers a new, lucid account of some very muddy waters.

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Star Black

Star Black is a poet, photographer, and collage artist living and working in New York City. She’s released five books of poems, has taught...