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Sunday, July 20, 2008

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Today’s Feature: “A Survivor’s Journal” by Matthew Baldwin
Digest: “Mp3 Digest” by Mike Smith
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Bob Woodiwiss

Bob Woodiwiss is a humor columnist for CityBeat, an alternative newsweekly in Cincinnati. His book, Keys to Uncomfortable Living: An Indulgence of My Peculiarities, An Indictment of Yours, is a collection of piping hot, bite-sized satirical essays and should be served with fortified beer or wine.

Spinning From the Grave

Ever since Gerald Ford’s death last week, politicians and pundits have rewritten much of his life into a series of victories. Now that he’s in the ground, it’s safe to finish the job. By BOB WOODIWISS. (Op-Ed | January 4, 2007)

Centers of Unlearning

If relics like tractors and antique toilets deserve museums, why not creationism? And why stop there? BOB WOODIWISS has a guide to upcoming halls of wisdom. (Spoofs & Satire | July 5, 2006)

Gastroeconomic Indicators

On special today we have a sampling of menus and social strata. But before you order, remember: Who you are depends on what you eat. BOB WOODIWISS is at your service. (Spoofs & Satire | June 19, 2006)

It

United we stand. In line. At the cash register… If there’s one issue Americans can rally around, writes BOB WOODIWISS, it’s consumption. We all want stuff. Lots of stuff. As much as our wallets and purses will allow, and usually more. (Op-Ed | March 2, 2006)


TODAY’S FEATURE

A Survivor’s Journal

America weathered Y2K, Viagra junk mails, and Web 2.0. But will it survive the next technological crisis threatening civilization? MATTHEW BALDWIN reports from inside a bunker.

National Deficit

Grand Old Partying

Mackenzie Dawson’s liberal mind crashes a pre-convention soirée.

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DIGEST

Mp3 Digest

July 9 | Beck, Bodies of Water, Paavoharju, the Flemish do Abba, Micah P. Hinson…

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