Articles Tagged with #christmas
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The Non-Expert
Dear Santa
by Choire SichaExperts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we answer a late, incoherent letter to Santa Claus that was mistakenly delivered to our offices.
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Opinions
2003 Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers
by Matthew BaldwinLast year you did all your shopping on the drive to grandmother’s house, but this year you’ve got a chance to make good.
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Stories
Free Red Wine and Other Humiliations
by Sarah HepolaYour parents and friends enjoy Christmas for similar reasons: your personal embarrassment, shame, and discomfort, assuming you’ve behaved badly enough to warrant their bowls full of jelly.
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The Non-Expert
Santa Claus
by The WritersExperts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we determine once and for all the existence of Santa Claus.
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Opinions
Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers
by Matthew BaldwinDon’t know what to get your (sorta) loved ones for the holidays? Well, there’s always powdered urine.
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The Switch Bearer
Santa’s Not-So-Little Helper
by Clay RisenYou know Santa: cheeks like a rose, nose like a cherry. Now meet the Krampus, a boozy, goat-horned menace that whips European children during the first days of December.
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Opinions
Holiday Gift Guide
by The EditorsThanksgiving’s over, Chanukah’s in full swing, and Christmas is right around the corner. Our recommendations for what to get that special someone, i.e., yourself.