Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we answer a late, incoherent letter to Santa Claus that was mistakenly delivered to our offices.
Last year you did all your shopping on the drive to grandmother’s house, but this year you’ve got a chance to make good.
Your parents and friends enjoy Christmas for similar reasons: your personal embarrassment, shame, and discomfort, assuming you’ve behaved badly enough to warrant their bowls full of jelly.
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we determine once and for all the existence of Santa Claus.
Don’t know what to get your (sorta) loved ones for the holidays? Well, there’s always powdered urine.
You know Santa: cheeks like a rose, nose like a cherry. Now meet the Krampus, a boozy, goat-horned menace that whips European children during the first days of December.
Thanksgiving’s over, Chanukah’s in full swing, and Christmas is right around the corner. Our recommendations for what to get that special someone, i.e., yourself.