Headlines from March 12, 2014

Feinstein accuses the CIA of illegal, unconstitutional actions: pillaging her committee’s computers and intimidating staff.
Dueling anticipates the senator’s looming report, expected to torch the spies over torture methods.
In case you missed it: Obama asks to see Zach Galifianakis’s birth certificate. #video
Three years later, more than half of residents near the Fukushima power plant suffer from PTSD.
China won’t touch Crimean independence for fear of Tibetan and Taiwanese independence.
Musicians and artists flee San Francisco in droves, leaving the city creatively barren.
Ten-year study of London’s bus stops produces photographs resembling Renaissance tableaus. #photography #tmn
Teens today are less drunk than previous generations, and now they view marijuana as less harmful than alcohol.
Fatalities on airplanes declined over the past 40 years even as number of travelers increased nearly 10-fold.
Percentage of speaking roles for women in film has barely increased since the 1940s.
Female journalists, particularly in sports, deal with steady insults and harassment, never mind employers who hire models to fill their shoes.
Vermont and Montana residents eat the most vegetables and exercise most frequently.
Laughing about all of our posturing relieved some of the tension of performing in earnest. Memoirs of a Brooklyn barista.
Song lyrics show patterns of containing implicit hashtags, at least when they’re diagrammed.
Real hedge fund names: Waterfall Eden, Pirate Capital, Cubist Systematic Strategies.
Harvard needs a Wikipedian-in-Residence, and candidates “must be a registered Wikipedian in good standing;” pay is $16/hour.
Rio de Janeiro’s “Christ the Redeemer” statue hit by lightning approximately two to four times a year.