Headlines from January 25, 2012

Hostages in Somalia not rescued by same Navy SEAL team that killed bin Laden, as reported earlier.
Nonprofit intends to tempt children into reading via banned books.
Slaughterhouse in Texas dumps blood into nearby creek; amateur pilot snaps a pic.
“Nasal packing with strips of cured pork” [is] an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds.
A gentle reminder to wear sunscreen: Strongest solar storm since 2005 hitting Earth.
Goatees now permitted at Disney; soul patches still banned.
I play Whac-A-Mole and all the moles let me whac them. Twitter sexts from poet Patricia Lockwood.
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s list of 11 things for his daughter not to worry about.
Photographers pose with their most iconic works.
Abu Dhabi’s Pharoanic cultural plan not dampened—Lourve and Guggenheim branches going ahead.
Klosterman: tUnE-yArDs suffers from too much Wikipedia, too many pre-conceived notions.
How and why the remix became a requirement.
I like tall-bike building and riding, making fermented foods, wild-crafting, and being silent in places where there are no human sounds.
There are now more iPhones being sold than babies being born.
Paterno’s death will weaken the case against two former Penn State officials who failed to report Sandusky.
Maria Popova makes the case for an information diet, becoming “selective about the information we consume.”
We thought we were going to be the masters of the universe. Attending a 10-year MBA reunion.
Researchers scan brains of bribed subjects to pinpoint the biology of selling out.
From cooties to politics, scientists explore the evolutionary role of disgust.
But the truth is, the line between fear and anxiety can get pretty thin and fuzzy.
Drawing from New York Times, Twitter, researchers conclude English is a positive language.
Miranda July called before Congress to explain exactly what her whole thing is.
Facebook designers on the philosophy of Timeline, and why they choose memory over functionality.
Mary Karr discusses memoir writing, crawfish trucking, and being a 10-year-old prophet.