Headlines from May 10, 2011

When we talk about "saving the planet" we really mean "save ourselves, please." Futurologists forecast what's next for the Earth's resident specks.
Since their televised tussle 30 years ago, anthropologists Leakey and Johanson have apparently evolved.
In the Galapagos, struggling to find a mate for Lonesome George, the last known giant tortoise of his species.
While seeking a pardon for illegal Nixon campaign contributions, Steinbrenner assisted the FBI throughout the '70s and '80s.
Hoodwinked by an email scam, Sarah Hepola spams everyone she knows, which turned out to be wonderful.
If you're going to lie about being a Navy Seal, don't lift your stories from the plot of G.I. Jane.
Quora: How valid is the implied legal advice in Jay Z's "99 Problems?"
Siamese twin Chang's descendent reports from the site of her extended family's big reunion: the museum where his liver is displayed.
Bob Dylan's revolutionary themes make his songs the most popularly referred to in legal docs (Beatles second).
Samoa decides its interests lie mostly with Asia, wants to jump forward in time to help business deals.
Op: In a world of constant recall, we need to memorize for memory's sake, and to develop our brains.
Incredible views from airplane windows.
Syrian tycoon says Assads will fight to bitter end, but if Syria falls, so will Israel.
Chart: Percentages of populations living on $10 or less per day.
Urban renewal and economic development mean hard times for Turkey's remaining poor.
Photos: Japan two months later.
Somaliland leads world in receiving remittances from abroad.
Bin Laden's former neighbors won't let his death ruin their wedding.
Mugabe has of late been shuttling between Harare and Singapore in a bid to contain his health failure.
Colombia's airline industry booming, except for lack of pilots; some pilots haven't had vacation in four years.
Letters of a young Italian pilot who introduced the world to war from the air.
Video: Miniature airport nears completion.
TMN's Paul Ford examines his archived digital self back to 1995 and finds a hopeful nerd.
See also: When Paul Ford revealed he was internet-hoax Gary Benchley, it almost gave him a heart attack.
"Foreign" worker beats customers, causes riot at Beijing Apple store.
Keeping milkshakes purple for over a thousand years. Everything Tracy Jordan said in the fifth season of 30 Rock.
Evolution of the plastic single-use lid, though its glory days are probably over.
Video: Anatomically correct neuroscience sand sculptures in London.
Attention 30-year-olds: What to expect when you turn 80.