Headlines from March 24, 2011

Treasury starts freezing Gadhafi's estimated $100 million--and stops 72 hours later, $30 billion frozen.
Next time you feel like complaining about CNN or Fox's news slant, try Libyan state TV.
Op: Cosmo's Middle Eastern launch could be an engine of feminist change.
Timeline of escalating Israeli-Palestinian tension.
The Saudis' goal in Bahrain is clear; no revolution in the gulf monarchies, especially by Shia.
Review of products being sold--shirts, posters, giant robots--to help Japan.
Movie theaters loathe to post popcorn calorie counts for fear of declining sales.
China to ban smoking in public places.
Lost key probably to blame for D.C.'s airport control tower going dark for half an hour.
Video: Clips where actors attempt to touch audience by touching themselves.
Curse words aren't becoming more common in pop culture--"fuck" is merely losing power while becoming incorporated.
Yelp makes "hipster" an ambiance choice in restaurant reviews.
Author of Sweet Valley books, now coming back, never set foot in California.
Video: Bryan and his mustache introduce Field Notes' "dry transfer" edition.
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Possible stalemate: Gadhafi controls Tripoli and western Libya; rebels hold east under outside protection.
Kuwait and Jordan offer logistic help to Libya intervention.
There will be no different yardsticks. Departing Arab League head answers questions about hypocrisy.
Portugal's prime minister quits after austerity measures are again rejected; bailout appears likely.
Ivory Coast's rightful president unlikely to receive requested U.N. or West African government intervention.
Design features of Obama's top secret tent, where he goes to call friends without being overheard.
Photos from Haiti, Mexico City, Japan of people waiting in line this past week.
Chart: Where arms go when they're exported.
Popular Mechanics goes inside JFK's "ace in a hole," a Montana nuclear missile control capsule.
Real headline: "Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank."
Who can cross a busy road better, a varsity wrestler or a psychology major? The wrestler--for thinking faster.
Roberto Bolaño remembers the books he stole.
The Wire reviewed--excellently--as a 19th-century novel that influenced Dickens.
Niemann on his nuclear-flower New Yorker cover's inspiration: "I thought it was a scarily quiet disaster."
Stories of Burton and Taylor's long-running love disaster, drawn from Taylor's letters.
Times Taylor obit prepared for so long, its principal author died in 2005.