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Headlines from September 6, 2007

New congressional report on Iraq works for both parties, though, for Petraeus, we wait until Monday to see.
Not so for Bill Clinton, never far from a podium.
Federal judge junks Patriot Act warrantless tactic, second time he's called provisions unconstitutional.
Op: Germany will now have a harder time telling itself the war on terror is fiction.
German youth football beset by severe anti-semitism; despite plenty of anti-Nazi money and programs, there are many places in Germany non-Aryans should avoid.
Black Enterprise cuts Eddie Griffin's mic for using the n-word too many times.
Air Force dumbfounded over how it accidentally lost its luggage--six nuclear warheads--on a flight to Louisiana.
The trip was long and uneventful, other than two checkpoints being run by masked men. Blog account of a family leaving Iraq.
Study finds bird flu left one human for another in Indonesia last year.
Australian comedy show drives fake Canadian motorcade, with fake bin Laden, up to Bush's hotel.
Op: Offsetting carbon--i.e., paying poor villagers to pump water by foot--is a shabby salve for your eco-guilt.
Evidence suggests France is using China as an external U.S.B hard drive to offset itself.
The white paper you've been waiting for: how magicians protect their intellectual property without law.
A complete guide to prosopagnosia, or, face blindness.
When women stop reading fiction, the novel will die, though the research on exactly why is still oustanding.
Fond obit for Michael Jackson, emeritus master of beer writing, and possessor of Parkinson's.
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Germany still seeking 10 men connected to yesterday's foiled terrorist plot.
Discontinued use of anti-depressants believed to cause suicidal thinking is linked to... an increase in suicide.
Large percentage of New Jersey's political elite arrested in federal corruption probe.
How Freddie Thompson knocked up success and wedded himself to politics.
Sen. Craig's aides need to get their resignation stories straight.
Sen. Kennedy rolls over at vote 15,000.
Government spends 20 years restocking Colorado rivers with the wrong trout, three years discovering the mistake.
Jolly raunchy fun: English resort town cracking down on bachelor/bachelorette parties.
Oh, the inevitable irony of Pfizer computers sending out Vi@G3a spam.
Universities and credit card companies: often in bed together, occasionally fleecing you.
In today's feature, Michael Y. Park makes a sportswriter out of you.
Can you solve the mystery of the "driver who should be dead but isn't"? (The original photos.)
Related: How to detect Photoshop fakery.
The changing Brooklyn stoop sale: always good for a few columns of print, right?