Headlines from January 11, 2007
- Artists to console Canadians by memorializing the 26 victims of a notorious serial killer.
- It's about time for Muslims to laugh at themselves. Little Mosque on the Prairie debuts in Canada.
- Cheap nosejobs should probably be avoided in Cairo.
- Eleven-thousand Indian constables soon to be trained by prostitutes.
- World growth to slow in 2007.
- Repressive dictatorships around the globe, beware: Wikileaks coming soon.
- What does it take to get Beckham to hop the pond? $250 million.
- Sammy Hagar now available for hire ever since he heard Dylan could be bought for your birthday.
- Montana company uses mangled truck to tell drivers that death will be dealt with most harshly.
- Old rumors about New Coke.
- The carbon footprint of a cheeseburger.
- Video of he who claims to be the World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion.
- Need stickers? Wallspankers 3 now available, also, the Coffee Pot Alarm Clock.
- University of Michigan drops affirmative action in the middle of the admissions process for next year's freshmen.
- The road to college football starts at the U.S. Army National Combine.
- D.C. construction worker fell four stories to his death. Authorities unclear on why he was naked.
- When there's scorpions on a plane, the jokes are just too easy.
- And Jenna asked, "But what about Mary Cheney? Since lesbians can’t get married, how can they have premarital sex?"
- Skiing in Dubai, it's possible to crash through a T.G.I. Friday's window.
- The case for Beijing as the city that never sleeps.
- China really unhappy about the "political farce" of Saddam's execution; Japan not particularly pleased, either.
- Xtreme Everest expedition to study genetic predisposition to hypoxia not sponsored by Mountain Dew
- Unsatisfying deal reached on Brooklyn's Broken Angel.
- European porpoises starving, dying of hypothermia as their food sources are killed by rising ocean temperatures.
- Commuters in London Fog raincoats actively fight for their drinking rites on New York trains.
- British women finally allowed to eat meat.