Headlines from January 11, 2007

Artists to console Canadians by memorializing the 26 victims of a notorious serial killer.
It's about time for Muslims to laugh at themselves. Little Mosque on the Prairie debuts in Canada.
Cheap nosejobs should probably be avoided in Cairo.
Eleven-thousand Indian constables soon to be trained by prostitutes.
World growth to slow in 2007.
Repressive dictatorships around the globe, beware: Wikileaks coming soon.
What does it take to get Beckham to hop the pond? $250 million.
Sammy Hagar now available for hire ever since he heard Dylan could be bought for your birthday.
Montana company uses mangled truck to tell drivers that death will be dealt with most harshly.
Old rumors about New Coke.
The carbon footprint of a cheeseburger.
Video of he who claims to be the World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion.
Need stickers? Wallspankers 3 now available, also, the Coffee Pot Alarm Clock.
University of Michigan drops affirmative action in the middle of the admissions process for next year's freshmen.
The road to college football starts at the U.S. Army National Combine.
D.C. construction worker fell four stories to his death. Authorities unclear on why he was naked.
When there's scorpions on a plane, the jokes are just too easy.
And Jenna asked, "But what about Mary Cheney? Since lesbians can’t get married, how can they have premarital sex?"
Skiing in Dubai, it's possible to crash through a T.G.I. Friday's window.
The case for Beijing as the city that never sleeps.
China really unhappy about the "political farce" of Saddam's execution; Japan not particularly pleased, either.
Xtreme Everest expedition to study genetic predisposition to hypoxia not sponsored by Mountain Dew
Unsatisfying deal reached on Brooklyn's Broken Angel.
European porpoises starving, dying of hypothermia as their food sources are killed by rising ocean temperatures.
Commuters in London Fog raincoats actively fight for their drinking rites on New York trains.
British women finally allowed to eat meat.