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Articles Written By Sean Tabb

Sean Tabb lived in 16 homes and attended 10 different schools by the time he was 18, a fact that might explain his curious emotional detachment and penchant for real estate. He does his parenting, husbanding, living, and writing from his home in Portland, Maine. Visit his website, or send him an email.

Spoofs & Satire

What to Expect When You’re Expecting New Neighbors
by Sean Tabb
Across the U.S., neighbors of foreclosed homes are eagerly awaiting the new homeowners—soon-to-be acquaintances, friends, lenders of spices, spouse swappers
Spoofs & Satire

Privacy Settings for Bigamists
by Sean Tabb
If anyone feels the pain of Facebook’s constant privacy updates, it’s marital philanderers. But take the time to calibrate your profile, and you can put all that worry behind you.
Opinions

The Snoring Proviso
by Sean Tabb
Sharing a bed requires rules. An important addendum comes along well after the blanket allowances and closet zombies have been settled.