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Articles Written By Rob Eccles

Rob Eccles spends endless hours looming over a keyboard in the murky depths of his basement office creating works of varying merit. A contributor to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, he is currently shopping his first novel, “a tale of Life, Death, and Identity Theft” tentatively titled The Poggendorf File. You can reach him .

Behind the Scenes

Bad Habits
by Rob Eccles
Earlier this year, Habitat for Humanity fired its founder on accusations of sexual harassment. He has since created a new entity designed to support his former company. Our reporter infiltrates the world of scandalous nonprofiting with a completely fictional look inside the new organization.
Stories

Greetings From the Mercer Mobile Home Community Zoo
by Rob Eccles
Political battles! Injured children! Mange! You&#8217ve wondered what goes on inside the bureaucracy that is your local mobile-home community’s zoo—now Rob Eccles lets you in.
Personalities

That’s My Vader…
by Rob Eccles
Some days you’ve got it, other days you don’t. And some days, you’re the dark lord of the Sith. What it would be like if Darth Vader spent a day in his shoes, speaking only in memorable quotes from the original Star Wars.
Stories

A Different World
by Rob Eccles
You’ve always known it deep down, but season one of the Cosby Show would have been a bit different had Cliff Huxtable habitually drugged and subsequently fondled select bit players.