Articles Written By Eric Feezell
TMN Contributing Writer Eric Feezell lives, loves, and ghostrides the whip—sometimes simultaneously—in Oakland, Calif. Occasionally, he gets around to writing humor and fiction, as well. His work has appeared at/in a variety of web and print publications.
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The Non-Expert
Cocktail Flu
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. We offer tried-and-true excuses for calling in sick to work, including examples of the maladies we can claim to hide the malady we have.
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Spoofs & Satire
Transitioning
Two candidates are vying for the White House—as are their decorators. Planning for a January move-in date, both teams have ideas for ways to ensure a smooth handover.
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Spoofs & Satire
Of Thee I Zing
In the two weeks since she became John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin has made her mark—most notably for her aggressive joke-telling. Since the Democrats are unwilling to jibe back, here are some punchlines.
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The Non-Expert
Smoke and Mirrors
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. In this week’s installment we explain why the objects in passenger-side mirrors are closer than they appear: It could be something you ate.
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The Non-Expert
Ladies First
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we solve the origins of “Mrs.,” and present a new nomenclature to fill the gender gap, once and for all.
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The Non-Expert
Identity Crisis
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we (or someone claiming to be us) detail many popular methods for stealing identities.
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The Non-Expert
Begging the Question
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we explain the phrase nobody understands in terms everyone can understand. For the most part.
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The Non-Expert
You Say You Want a Resolution
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we conjure a New Year’s vow for a quitter who needs something new to quit.
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The Non-Expert
Life After Masturbation
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we advise a mother who’s walked in on her son during a private moment.
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The Non-Expert
Strictly Business
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we instruct a future MBA in the art of networking. That sound? The last gasp of your ethics.
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The Non-Expert
Unfortunate
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we help a reader assess the accuracy of the fortune cookie he just opened.
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The Non-Expert
Happily Heifer After
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week we point out the differences between non-organic and organic cows—in words only an organic cow would comprehend.