Dave Cowen is a writer living in Los Angeles. He has published humor in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and The Morning News.
Ever since Lance Armstrong told Oprah about his persistent doping, lying, and just plain being mean, celebrities are lining up for their own public confessions. Starting with Breaking Bad’s Walter White.
The White House recently turned down a petition to build a Death Star. More responses from the official rejection pile.